Here’s a little sampler of Crimson Christmas, in which our vampire lovers run afoul of Santa Claus–
Our heads turn at the same time at the sound of drunken shouting.
“HO HO HOOOOOO MERRY CHRISTMAAAAS!”
What greets us is the incongruous sight of an extremely inebriated Santa Claus staggering in the shadows across the street, trying and failing to stay upright while he attempts to coax parents and their children to talk to him.
“COME SIT ON MY LAP LITTLE GIRL HO HO HOOO!”
The horrified looks on the faces of those parents tell the tale. They grab their children and do their best to avoid the noxious fumes of alcohol that drift from him.
“You know it’ll only be a matter of minutes until someone calls the police, Arthur.”
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