Christmas In July

Here’s a little sampler of Crimson Christmas, in which our vampire lovers run afoul of Santa Claus–

Our heads turn at the same time at the sound of drunken shouting.

“HO HO HOOOOOO MERRY CHRISTMAAAAS!”

What greets us is the incongruous sight of an extremely inebriated Santa Claus staggering in the shadows across the street, trying and failing to stay upright while he attempts to coax parents and their children to talk to him.

“COME SIT ON MY LAP LITTLE GIRL HO HO HOOO!”

The horrified looks on the faces of those parents tell the tale. They grab their children and do their best to avoid the noxious fumes of alcohol that drift from him.

“You know it’ll only be a matter of minutes until someone calls the police, Arthur.”

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17 thoughts on “Christmas In July

  1. Santa about to be a blood donor? ❤

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  2. Methinks bad Santa is about to meet his end. Ntce Snippet.

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  3. Thanks 🙂 Yes, I fear this will be this particular Santa’s last Christmas ❤

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  4. Idly wonders if vampires can get drunk from blood alcohol levels.

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    1. I was just wondering the same thing!! 🙂

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      1. Why yes the can–in my vamp universe, that is. Sometimes it just lowers their inhibitions enough to do things they wanted to do anyway (wink)

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  5. Bad Santa–very bad 🙂 Arthur and Ciaran will see to him, though, I think 🙂

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  6. Hehe…naughty Santa. Can’t wait to see what happens next!

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    1. Oh, it’s interesting–not so much for Santa though 🙂

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  7. Santa should have laid off the alcohol. :)= Although it sounds like our vampires are about to have a Christmas binge. :)=

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  8. Hahaha oh yeah–alcohol might just break the ice 🙂

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  9. Now I’m wondering if your vampires can get a second hand drunk off Santa.

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  10. Wonder why the parents won’t let their kids sit on Santa’s lap?? 😀

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  11. HAHAHA maybe the alcohol fumes or–the old perv has a candy cane in his picket? 🙂

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